em0tionally-vacant:

tsarcasm:

if you killed yourself, imagine all the people who would pretend they ever gave a single flying fuck about you

imagine all the useless fake shit they would say about how close they were to you and how upset they are that you’re gone

when in reality they probably couldn’t state 3 facts about you

a good reason to not even do it

Amen

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

randomrumiel:

you know those people who are just so cute that you can’t even look at them without dying inside??? 

(Source: oli-twist)

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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monarchbaby:

mareeps:

still not sure what exactly math is

It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem

(Source: drarna)

gillank:

I still think the worst thing that tumblr has done is that you can’t repeat tags anymore

I used that for emphasis

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benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

lesbionage:

hinkelvinkel:

when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work

but it’s not

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And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005

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(Source: tosaunterisparisian)

hungrylikethewolfie:

barackobama:

guitarandmountaindew:

stay-bene-amici:

all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree

HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY

first comes love

then comes marriage

thanks obama

you’re welcome.

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(Source: the-family-kenway)